Choose Your Children's Names Carefully

I firmly believe that the name you choose for a child seals their earthly destiny - primarily, in what career they are going to have. For example, if you name your son "Hank" he will be forced to become an automobile mechanic; if you name your daughter "Janice" she will be forced to become a receptionist.

As evidence I point you to this webpage. What else could this person grow up to be but a lawyer??